this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.
Abbot and Costello meets chemistry.
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels onu can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians