Found this from when I did the “sleep deprivation comics”. Evidently I had some kind of idea but then I scrapped it and stopped and I’m SO GLAD BECAUSE THIS IS A LOT FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING I COULD ACTUALLY THINK OF
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
"a Galad ren i veniar (O Light to us that wander here)
hi’ aladhremmin ennorath (Amid the world of woven trees)
A Elbereth Gilthoniel (O Elbereth Gilthoniel)
ithil nâ thûl, ithil lîn hen (Clear are thy eyes and bright thy breath)”
A breakdown of medieval armor, since a lot of pieces are required to create a full suit.
I love how the others say “reference” and me?
Vambraces are sexy, yessss. Now where is the post about different materials and how they are best used? *twitch* If you’re going to use it - in art, writing, whatever - learn what it is and how it works (there, that’s my “reference” bit).
isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life